Moist Towelette Woven Morale Patch
Moist Towelette Woven Morale Patch
$ 7.95
The perfect gift for that whingeing, butthurt tool with sand in his or her vajayjay. Cleans & refreshes!
Measures 3" x 2" with hook & loop Velcro-backing.
* it's a parody patch and doesn't actually include an actual moist towelette inside. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TEAR.